fishingboatproceeds:

Announcement: Henceforth my tumblr will be a Prince George Appreciation Blog.

11:05AM   •   24/04/14   •    via   •    ©   •    202858♡
☮FILED UNDER: {prince wiggles} 

http://sleepypinkelephants.tumblr.com/post/83682686240/misandry-mermaid-reminder-for-those-who-dont

misandry-mermaid:

Reminder for those who don’t know, if you have a vagina, make sure to urinate immediately after you have P-in-V sex. Bacteria can get in your urethra during P-in-V intercourse so as soon as you are done having sex, go to the bathroom go pee, even if it doesn’t feel like you…

10:57PM   •   23/04/14   •    via   •    ©   •    1278♡
☮FILED UNDER: {sex ed}  {uti}  {health} 

susemoji:

scottthepilgrim:

lumos5001:

scotsmcall:

zaynyboy:

ok but literally how

HE TURNED FOUR BIRDS INTO A PERSON THIS IS OBVIOUSLY A WIZARD WHO HAS ESCAPED HOGWARTS SOMEONE CALL THE MINISTRY OF MAGIC FUCK THIS (via fortheloveofotps)

how do you fit that many birds in your goddamn jacket

Mean he make a yam disappear inside his ass

WHAT DID I JUST WITNESS??!!

08:55PM   •   23/04/14   •    via   •    ©   •    160249♡
☮FILED UNDER: {what}  {WHATTTTT}  {magic} 
08:06PM   •   23/04/14   •    via   •    ©   •    108159♡
07:45PM   •   23/04/14   •    6♡

artlanticocean:

I’ve been writing an essay for 6 hours now and I only have 3 paragraphs……. I can usually bs essays in 2 hours. What is wrong with me?

Same dude same. I’ve been staring at this document for twenty minutes just unsure of what to do next. 

07:41PM   •   23/04/14   •    via   •    2♡
☮FILED UNDER: {senioritis}  {its a bitch} 
Can I have that now? Like I know I have a paper to write…but I’m FREAKING OUT.

Can I have that now? Like I know I have a paper to write…but I’m FREAKING OUT.

07:40PM   •   23/04/14   •    2♡

xubuntuthedragon:

rooksss:

salmonmun-and-switchblademuse:

HELP I’M DYING

THE NOISES IT MAKES WHEN IT EATS

UGH

AWWW BABY ; 0 ;

; 0 ;

01:16PM   •   23/04/14   •    via   •    ©   •    8519♡
☮FILED UNDER: {cute}  {animal} 

suarezalex:

okay seriously if you’re in a relationship or even a friendship and you find yourself spending more time crying out of sadness or arguing with them, leave them. i don’t care if they’re a modern day aphrodite/adonis or a gift bestowed upon you by the gods. toxic people are dangerous and i highly advise cutting them out of your life and finding someone who makes you laugh until you snort your drink out your nose instead.

12:11PM   •   23/04/14   •    via   •    ©   •    46169♡
☮FILED UNDER: {this} 
lunecerise:

So I found a thing you can use to test out colours and make palettes I guess
it’s hella cool dude so try it uwu

lunecerise:

So I found a thing you can use to test out colours and make palettes I guess

it’s hella cool dude so try it uwu

11:05AM   •   23/04/14   •    via   •    ©   •    820♡
☮FILED UNDER: {art} 
kahniss:

Paradise - lp1 - lp2 / code / other themes
920x600 header image
6 custom links
7 boxes
So I’ve decided to post another fansite theme for your use. I put two previews so you can see on first preview how it looks on my other blog (some parts are a bit different than in original coding) and what size the photos are on second preview. Like last time you need to change boxes’ content manually except the members box so you need to know about coding at least a bit. Don’t use this theme if you don’t know about HTML! I always work hard on my themes so please respect that and don’t steal parts from the coding, don’t use as base and don’t delete the credit or move it somewhere. If you have any questions about the theme ask them unanonymously, anon questions will be deleted. If you see that something doesn’t work properly please contact with me. Thanks for using my theme and enjoy! :)

kahniss:

Paradise - lp1 - lp2 / code / other themes

  • 920x600 header image
  • 6 custom links
  • 7 boxes

So I’ve decided to post another fansite theme for your use. I put two previews so you can see on first preview how it looks on my other blog (some parts are a bit different than in original coding) and what size the photos are on second preview. Like last time you need to change boxes’ content manually except the members box so you need to know about coding at least a bit. Don’t use this theme if you don’t know about HTML! I always work hard on my themes so please respect that and don’t steal parts from the coding, don’t use as base and don’t delete the credit or move it somewhere. If you have any questions about the theme ask them unanonymously, anon questions will be deleted. If you see that something doesn’t work properly please contact with me. Thanks for using my theme and enjoy! :)

08:54PM   •   22/04/14   •    via   •    ©   •    426♡
☮FILED UNDER: {website}  {building}  {remember} 
07:49PM   •   22/04/14   •    via   •    ©   •    1034829♡
☮FILED UNDER: {omfg}  {puppy}  {babies} 
"When you grow up as a girl, the world tells you the things that you are supposed to be: emotional, loving, beautiful, wanted. And then when you are those things, the world tells you they are inferior: illogical, weak, vain, empty."
Stevie Nicks (via bmurguia)
06:44PM   •   22/04/14   •    via   •    ©   •    38123♡
☮FILED UNDER: {quote} 

catsbeaversandducks:

Meerkats make the best photographer’s assistants EVER.

Via BuzzFeed

05:38PM   •   22/04/14   •    via   •    ©   •    238092♡
☮FILED UNDER: {animals} 

thefrogman:

[imgur]

04:33PM   •   22/04/14   •    via   •    ©   •    44983♡






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